Wigs Donald Trump Could Use

We'll admit it - we're fans of The Donald. Not that we think he should ever, ever run for President (really, Donald?) but we like the guy. We love to say, "You're FIRED!" at any opportune moment. We love his daughter Ivanka. She's pretty and lives a modern day fairytale with The Donald for a dad. But most of all, we love The Donald's toupe. Because let's face it, that thing is legend! It always looks as though it's in danger of slipping off his head, which, we'd imagine, is quite bald and shiny. We think Donald could do with some new hairpieces - perhaps ones that don't look so fake. Or maybe, he should go in the opposite direction, and embrace his hairlessness. In this situation, he could go totally crazy and rock a variety of awesome wigs. We've got a slew of great wigs at Halloween Adventure, and we're thinking that a bunch of them would suit the Donald should he agree to ditch his toupe and loosen up a bit.

For starters, we'd absolutely love to see Donald in an Elvis wig. Can't you see him totally rocking it? We can picture it now...the Donald, dancing to Blue Suede Shoes. If he's looking for even more hair, might we recommend the Wolverine wig? Hugh Jackman ain't got nothing on this baby! Of course, he could always go the townie route, and rock some stringy brown hair beneath a blue cap - hey, celebrities are always talking about how they wished they had more privacy! We'd also love to see him take a trip back in time with our 70s teen icon wig...ohh, Donald! In short, there's a whole lot Donald Trump could do with that mess on the top of his head that he calls hair. Donald, call us!